dat-soldier:

pussygem:

pussygem:

jack the ripper identified

*swat team descends on graveyard*

we fuckin got him now

i just lost 4 followers

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Come at me, fuckboys!

(via thetomboywithheadphones)

Something to amuse you all - my checklist of things to do in the week before my first date with a girl I met online. 
The pencil bit was written while half-asleep, and makes little sense when you consider she’s just as Goth as me and was more worried about creeping me out with her entemology major than anything else.

Something to amuse you all - my checklist of things to do in the week before my first date with a girl I met online. 

The pencil bit was written while half-asleep, and makes little sense when you consider she’s just as Goth as me and was more worried about creeping me out with her entemology major than anything else.

roachpatrol:

imagine steve rogers finding out people were saying that girls and women shouldn’t wear captain america merchandise and uploading a youtube video of him that consists of like seven minutes of him reading the stupid comments out loud in silly voices and laughing

(via pointless-posts-and-fandoms)

lasfloresdemayo:

pregnantfitmom:

casualblessings:

May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.

This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone

Yes.

(via deerstalkingdeathfrisbee)

dendropsyche:

Oh, wait, you said ”SEND NUDES”? I thought you said “SEND NUKES” hahaha whoops uh i guess you should evacuate your city or something

(via ayi-san)

theperksofdefloweringawall:

notyourexrotic:

kitten-pants:

tinasus:

notyourexrotic:

HP Goblet of Fire Headcanon: Beauxbatons was primarily a Muslim wizarding school.

(photo from livesandliesofwizards, which was the first thing I thought of when I ran into this passage while rereading the Harry Potter books)

(and yes I know the horses drink whisky, which is not exactly halal, sshhh)

Its was french. It s
Was so clearly french.

Literally French. …….

….
.

Because French Muslims do not exist and no Muslims ever speak French and Muslim schools don’t exist in France and if they do they must be really shitty and there are no key Muslim educators in France at all and there’s never been any history of Islamic culture and politics in the Pottermore-confirmed Pyreenes, nooooooo, it is très impossible! Astagfirrulah!

except…NO.

learn some fuckin’ social studies and history and current affairs, people.

oh my god france has the biggest muslim population IN EUROPE

ive been studying french for 6 years and at the oral exam i have to do at the end of the year we have to talk about an intrinsically french issue

one of the recommended issues is “the difficulties in the life of a muslim girl in france”

thats how muslim France is 

(via vellophone)

kiarasnaps:

Laverne: Nicole, does your belief system now change, in which you now know you don’t need him to be there? 
Nicole: No. I think what happens is it turns into less a conversation about my blackness and more about relating to humanity, because that’s really what we’re trying to do. We’re just realizing that people are capable of doing it. We’re underestimating people because people said we weren’t viable. 
[x]

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mikster12:

did anyone else notice this at the end of Party On, Garth? Because I died. 

mikster12:

did anyone else notice this at the end of Party On, Garth? Because I died. 

(via fandoms-are-my-one-true-love)

sandandglass:

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

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