roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

(Source: acebethchilds, via perks-of-being-chinese)

cillianhelps:

i bet juliet capulet would be that facebook girl who claims to be in love with her boyfriend of two weeks and says “age is just a number!!!!1!!”

and mercutio would be that friend that comments “and jail is just a room”

(via boazpriestly)

allyson-wonderlnd:

flashthepremium:

allyson-wonderlnd:

I don’t know who did all these, but I tip my hat to them.

Aragorn is an Avenger now, apparantly.

It’s not stated that he is.

(via tikistitch)

eliaes:

👏👏

(via oceannanotoceania)

Hilarious out of context comic book panels

scogliospeaks:

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All credit to 411mania.com

(via boazpriestly)

supersmashthestatebros:

no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

green-satan:

milkybabie:

I was in love with this boy once so I started to beat him up everyday but people thought we were rough housing bc boys can’t like each other and one day I was like “dude I like you a lot but I can’t cope with my feelings so I beat you up im sorry” and he was like “dude that’s really chill we can hold hands if you want??? Btw you have really good punches.” And that’s the story of how I had my first boyfriend

that was wild from start to finish

(via oceannanotoceania)

perks-of-being-chinese:

ben australiansanta stresses me out

lockedin221b:

candoramity:

You know what I’m grateful for? That they never made movie covers for the Harry Potter books. Can we all just take a moment to appreciate that?

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(via oceannanotoceania)

thepathtowonderland:

il-tenore-regina:

kidkendoll:

Where is the lie?

He is so cute 

I love this man so much.

(via fahrlight)