stupidswampwitch:

masooood:

safeidgul:

Why can’t there be a male hooter’s equivalent where male servers are shirtless and highly sexualized for their bodies and looks

Male Strip clubs. You’re thinking of male strip clubs.

No. Not a male strip club. A strip club is a strip club. I want a place called Cahones where waiters wear Speedos and are forced to stuff if they don’t fill out their uniform well enough. I want them to giggle for my tips. I want it to be so normalised and engrained in our culture that women bring their daughters there for lunch (because whaaaaaat the wings are good! Geeze sensitive much?) where they’ll give playful little nudges like, “Wouldn’t mind if you dad had those. Heh heh heh.” that their daughters don’t even understand but will absorb and start to assume is just the normal way grown up women talk about grown up men. I want to playfully ask my waiter if I can have extra nuts on my salad and for him to swat my arm with an Oh, you because he knows if he doesn’t his manager will yell at him. I want other men to pretend to like going there so I think they’re cool. I want to go to Cahones during my lunch break at work and when I come back and tell the other women in the office where I went they chuckle slightly and the men around us suddenly feel self conscious and they don’t know why.

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"Depression is such a cruel punishment. There are no fevers, no rashes, no blood tests to send people scurrying in concern. Just the slow erosion of the self, as insidious as any cancer. And, like cancer, it is essentially a solitary experience. A room in hell with only your name on the door."

— Unknown (via noirdunuit)

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klefable:

"u dont need makeup to be pretty just be urself!!!"

ok but consider this

  • i fucking love eyeliner

(via aeducanswag)

petrichorpoetry:

harrypotterandthetardisofsecrets:

cumberbangers:

sspock:

sspock:

How many ears does Kirk have?

Three ears. The left ear, the right ear…

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and the final front ear

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I told this joke to my teacher who’s a huge Trekkie and he sighed so loudly and just shook his head in shame. 

YES

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catsbeaversandducks:

With a cat, you’re never alone.
Photo via Imgur

catsbeaversandducks:

With a cat, you’re never alone.

Photo via Imgur

(via unicorns-at-arbys)

lemonteaflower:

literal-ghost:

lemonteaflower:

do you ever get angry at people who say “technology is bad” cause you know they don’t need it. 

I think most people don’t think about it this way. When most people go “UGHGUHG, TECHNOLOGY”, they mean technology more for entertainment purposes, like laptops and smart phones.

I mean yeah, gosh, technology is so awful. We should go back to the good old days where we had to salt and spice our meats instead of using these new-fangled refrigerators. Or we should get our fingers mashed in mangles like our great-grandparents did instead of using a drier for our clothes.

Technology is for things greater than entertainment and communication (and entertainment and communication in themselves AREN’T BAD THINGS, but that’s another discussion entirely). One of the coolest things about humanity is our ability to adapt and use tools to better suit us, and the ability to improve on those tools. 

I get really annoyed with people who poo-poo technology and live in this sense of nostalgia just because technology makes things different now and they don’t like it. The majority of we do with technology is for the sake of making processes more efficient and for improving our overall quality of life. We’re “lazy” with certain tasks now because time and technology have rendered them obsolete, and we don’t need them anymore.

You know what they did in the good ol’ days? They amputated your limbs if you had an infection.

my classroom was in a technology exposition where we were shown many ways to improve our homes (they were hella expensive tho so we will never get them cause we’re all poor haha) with things like automatic windows and locks and one of my friends said that “technology is making us lazy” and i turned around and told him “do you know how much this helps disabled people like wOAH their life is way easier like this imagine” and he just said “oh. oh you’re right.”

so yeah idk i feel like it’s helping us and we should be grateful for it…. 

jlbeattys:

50 shades of shut the fuck up about this book i’ve read better smut written by virgin teenagers for free

(via caskisses)

louisharrystylinson:

louisharrystylinson:

I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR LIKE FOREVER

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see the ball

feel the ball

be the ball

(Source: louhza, via theblueboxonbakerstreet)

pennhurst:

spending 300 hours developing characters that arent even main characters

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liking them more than your main characters

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(via mr-almonds)

beautifrei:

offside-goal:

Omg chill

this is some airbending shit right here

beautifrei:

offside-goal:

Omg chill

this is some airbending shit right here

(Source: yodiscrepo, via linneart)